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When The Phone Book Was Against The Law

Every year on V-E Day I make an obscene phone call to someone with a German-sounding name. I say something about their wife and they go “Who the hell is this?” and I go “Don’t you know, there’s a war on?” and I laugh really loud. Once it was my super and I had to change my own lightbulbs for a year.
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September Morn

I didn’t ask to be born in the 70’s, y’know. It wasn’t a choice. But it’s part of who I am, like my height or my weight or my uncontrollable habit of overturning personalized gift kiosks at the mall. I was born with it, and I’m not gonna run from it. I will be proud of who I am! I AM SOMEBODY!!! SEPTEMBER MORN!!!
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