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Let’s Stop Rationing Teeth

The worst thing that can happen to an order of French fries is to be mistaken for onion rings. Fries and onions don’t get along. If you live in a state that serves onion fries, you’re actually eating antimatter, because the fries and onions cancel each other out. A man ate onion fries at a burger stand in Plano, Texas every day for a year and his stomach disappeared into an alternate universe.
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