Four Birds We Should All Watch With Concern
Metal Rooster's life is not pretty. Neither is his music.
Metal Rooster's life is not pretty. Neither is his music.
The duct tape ultralight takes off, and this would have been a perfect time for Hannibal to say "I love it when a PLANE comes together!"
"It took me 25 years to design this," he says, and that's a bummer because he's a business card designer and has only been able to finish two projects, lifetime.
There aren't any 'Dorf' books about renegade commando teams... are there?
The A-Team regroups after a tight getaway by watching Woody Woodpecker at a motel. Seriously.
Bikers rev their engines and project menace, but since the only resident in town is locked in a closet the display isn't very impressive.
Cause if I was sleeping and a puppet woke me up by blasting Peter Gabriel on his jukebox, I'd be touched and we'd have a tearful reunion. If John Cusack did it I'd grab the neighbor's bowhunting equipment and it would not end well.
There ain't nothing more action-packed than a foot race between Dirk Benedict and Dean Stockwell.
There's underprivileged kids making ashtrays, hillbilly sheriffs, party cake, Ken Norton... what more could you want?
As it turns out, amphetamine-fueled ranting is a weak defense against homegrown flamethrowers.