This town has about 300 people, yet they can sustain a whole gazette?
Hannibal Smith doesn't sleep... he waits.
Are all 18 of this town's residents all really wearing lederhosen?
All the hard-luck people on this show are single dads and daughters. This is during the Great Mom Shortage of '83, remember.
Just some good ol' boys who COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
For this mission, I won't use any machine guns or grenades, I'll stick to fluids. I'll defeat them with water, stale 7-UP and a bit of Face's hair gel.
I present to you 25 of my finest Twitter moments. Remember, this isn't just gibberish, it's the historical record.
The classism on this show is getting out of hand; hillbillies do not actually control everything.
A mildly cross conversation over melons might not sound action-packed, but shopping scenes are another way this show stands out. (Did you ever see Michael Knight pick out sandwiches? I rest my case.)
Aren't there any cops in the city to deal with this violent cab company war?