There was this one time where I tried to tell an old joke about dinner plates ending up in the first chair of the Philharmonic, and then I had to do like 48 tweets to explain the joke, which I didn't quite get myself, and also I think I was telling it wrong.
And with that, I have just used up everything I know about "Fight Club."
Police have yet to comment on rumors that the suspect shouted "You'll never take me - I mean, him - alive!" as he fled.
The key lines from this past week.
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I just took the "Presidential Deathplaces" quiz on Mental Floss and scored 8 out of 10. Which is not bad, especially given how complex some of the questions were.One of the questions isn't really about presidents
Mondays get meta, and sometimes meta makes my head hurt.
If I had to be defined by three words, I don't know what they'd be, other than hopefully not "arrested during haircut."
I've come up with a draft itinerary for the Washington DC trip. Suggestions are very welcome: Gravesites Mount Vernon - George Washington Arlington National Cemetery - John F. Kennedy and William H. Taft Washington National Cathedral