Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel (Silly Party) or Kevin Phillips BONG (Slightly Silly) – who ya got? – Adam

Tarquin, no question. He won! Meanwhile Kevin Phillips-BONG polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger-all. I like winners.