Here’s one that wouldn’t work: an alien air show. That wouldn’t work since they keep crashing and the organizers would need a lot of insurance for the spectators. If you’re so damn advanced, learn to land your spaceships instead of coming here and trying to take over all our sports. We don’t fly to your planet and screw everything up.
The worst thing that can happen to an order of French fries is to be mistaken for onion rings. Fries and onions don’t get along. If you live in a state that serves onion fries, you’re actually eating antimatter, because the fries and onions cancel each other out. A man ate onion fries at a burger stand in Plano, Texas every day for a year and his stomach disappeared into an alternate universe.
Ever thought about taking all your money and fleeing to the open ocean in a small boat? No? Are you scared or something? It’s a little known fact but thousands of people do this every year. They don’t always know it before they go though. They sign up for a cruise line and then all of a sudden they’re a thousand miles from Guam and where did all the goldfish crackers go.