Did you know that one out of every three twist ties thinks it’s a necktie? That’s why so many loaves of bread show up at business luncheons; the twist ties act like they’re business wear and the breads get confused.
This guy Stan went undercover on a spy mission, to see if the Commies were straining their soup as well as us. They weren’t. Then Uncle Ben parachuted in to see if their rice was done in a minute. It wasn’t.