It's Megatron's game now, and the game is “Throw an antimatter cube into the air and blow up everything.” As you might expect, he wins.
The Decepticon space bridge is so powerful it causes problems with the animation - Megatron talks in Shockwave's voice and for a moment there are two Starscreams.
For those fantasy sports types, the score to this point is something like Decepticons 20424, Autobots 0.
Between Huffer's whining and Sunstreaker's petty vanity, I'm starting to wonder how the Autobots have lasted this long against Megatron.
In 2010 I conquered the internet with a world-changing ball of awesomeness that was my liveblog of every episode of “The A-Team.” I thrilled audiences with my descriptions of Hannibal Smith, Face, B.A. Baracus and
I'm fuzzy about the how and why of an aerobics competition. Aren't we ALL winners when we work out?
The soldiers' only redeeming quality is that they dress well and attack in formation – they're like an evil synchronized swimming team.
If you pay close attention to the dialogue, you'll hear the boss chew the trio out for eating 16 chocolate cakes"for the fifth time in a week." That's eighty cakes split among three guys - Kool, Buffy and Markie each gained 42 pounds that week in cake alone.
Pulgasari has something in common with Kool Aid-Man; at one point he bypasses a door and busts through a brick wall for no discernible reason. What's Korean for "OH YEAH"?
If I ever end up on death row, my last request will be to watch "Bay Coven," because the movie is so interminable it makes time slow down; my final moments on Earth will feel like an eternity.