New Year’s Resolutions

I took an informal survey of our Active Members about New Year’s Resolutions for the site. I did it anonymously so that they could be open, honest, comfortable with expressing themselves.

Here are the aggregated results:

“Need Yoga mats in freezer.” Huh?

“Tired of washing your dishes all the time.” Me?

“Your dumb, and stupid too” That’s not very nice.

“Stop making fun of Janet Reno so much, she’s hot.” WHAT?

“Calling collect from the other side of the office is neither cost-effective nor funny.” Tempermental, some people…

“Your hashish is of insufficient quality for resale.” Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY not being taken seriously, so maybe we’ll try again next year…

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