Now to keep balance in the universe, Seagulls lead singer Mike Score must now fly around a beach and/or a grocery store parking lot and make bird noises.
If you should ever invent time travel, please do not take me hostage and force me to go back to the 1970's.
If I was Wendy, I'd be freaking the heck out right now.
We need to rededicate ourselves to the principles that made local TV commercials into icons of our childhood! We need pitchmen and women who are either eccentric or incoherent - preferably both. We need jingles and slogans that are even more eccentric and incoherent. And we need costumes, and plenty of them!
Maybe having an organ grinder/magician/young Rip Taylor impersonator was the key to "a new warm atmosphere" back then. Or maybe he was on his way to audition for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
Instead of focusing on modern looks, this commercial states that for two dollars, you can look like Bowser from Sha Na Na, Moe Howard or Jaromir Jagr. Stylin'!
Here's a picture of that Energizer guy. OI!