Enjoy the first day of the baseball season!
My six year old just referred to Pittsburgh Pirates catcher Francisco Cervelli as "Francisco Sugarbelly."
I mean, he's not wrong.
Until today I'd never seen the dancingest Founding Father, Thomas Jefferson, in action. The man can dance, folks.
You wouldn't turn to your spouse and say "honey, could you flip on the baseball player?" Of course not.
Chances are this baseball negotiation article contains a typo, but you never know, the Red Sox may actually be intending to brine catcher Jason Varitek.
Hats off to the person who decided to take those broken bats - it's like 84 per game these days - and put them to new use. Sort of like how Roy Hobbs used the remnants of Wonderboy to beat street punks in "The Natural 2: Electric Boogaloo."
I know this is ridiculous, but how else am I supposed to respond to a headline like "Cubs reportedly interview Wedge"?
Harry Caray lets loose on Cracker Jacks.
Is there any kind of fund we can put together for this guy, for the last 4 1/2 years?