Your favorite blaxploitation movie?
The soldiers' only redeeming quality is that they dress well and attack in formation – they're like an evil synchronized swimming team.
Wouldn't your GPS be a million times cooler if, instead of using that calm robot voice, it talked like Fred "the Hammer" Williamson? "Turn left ahead - AND PRESS ON!"
I have found the Holy Grail of bad Wikipedia articles.
Wolfram Alpha is talkin' 'bout Shaft? Yeah, I can dig it!
This is Hermione Granger. Or maybe Steelers safety Troy Polamalu. One or the other.
Go on. Tell me this isn't the photo you've been waiting for all your life.
"Foxtrap" is most easily broken into three chapters: 1) there's Fred Williamson, 2) there's a few other characters, 3) Fred Williamson kills the other characters.
While it's got a lot of the trappings of your run of the mill blaxploitation film, it's more than just a Superfly knockoff starring the guy who wrote the theme from "Shaft." It's Truck Turner, and if you'll pardon my ridiculous movie critic pun, this Truck is no ordinary ride.
Black Belt tells Sydney to "do the dishes or something," and she whips out a gun, blasts the plates into bits and says "They're done!" Touche!