Do actors use this to get out of being arrested?
Unlike Flavor Flav's 911 needs, this Florida fellow's calls were, um, less legit...
The business model for a company specializing in 911 harassment is simply not practical.
Still, this naked Crisco guy may have had a better week than Randy Travis.
Police have yet to comment on rumors that the suspect shouted "You'll never take me - I mean, him - alive!" as he fled.
If I had to be defined by three words, I don't know what they'd be, other than hopefully not "arrested during haircut."
Many are meta, many are smooth, but only one is both.
Where one attempts a robbery can often play a big role in how well said robbery turns out. Like, say, trying to rob the bank across the street from the courthouse. While the cops are inside.
The argument was over who was more smooth! Sorry to say, fellas, the right answer is neither one of you. Right, Nick?
One does hope that, upon being asked for name and address during booking, Mr. Kenobi told the police "you don't need to see my identification."