The chyron could also include the words "next to peeing three year old." Nonetheless, congrats!
The key lines from the past week.
You're in a somewhat sensitive position and staring down at Jeff Goldblum's face isn't going to make you feel much better.
LBJ's legacy is not found in the Great Society, nor in the controversies of Vietnam: it's in the bathroom. Johnson loved to pee.
Rap battles aren't really my thing, but I do know this much: the guy who doesn't pee his pants is always the winner.