Happy New Year! Here is my official statement on the holiday, as presented by ABBA.
The five year old is adding lyrics to an Isaac Hayes classic: "who's the cat that loves to play Minecraft? SHAFT."
Wolfram Alpha is talkin' 'bout Shaft? Yeah, I can dig it!
BTK is one of the more memorable cases in serial killerdom, given that his murders went unsolved for so long and that he taunted police and the public for years with his messages. But the most interesting part of the whole story is that the man who cracked the case is John Shaft.