John Cage once wrote a score with the instructions that it be played "As Slow As Possible." So that's what an organ is doing in Germany, for more than 600 years. Plus: a YouTuber trains his cat to put out fires, sort of.
There are lots of great videos available if you or your kids need a break.
This week's videos are (very) loosely themed around desserts - fitting that we're all coming down from the Halloween sugar rush.
We are covering a LOT of ground in this roundup, as you'll see.
Since YouTube's recommendation engines are, shall we say, not entirely trustworthy, I'm declaring myself the Best Dad On The Internet and guiding you toward the good stuff.
For trenchant media theory and criticism, look no further than random people on YouTube!
Let's, as a society, get past the idea that our home videos of dressing up as King Burger and subsequently walking into a Burger King are somehow hilarious. He's their mascot; where else would he go?
YouTube: Come for the videos, stay for the comments.