The Coming War With Robots: King Burger Defects

Ready to be terrified?

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

You will submit to the cheesy bacon. The BK Robot will see to that.

It was only a matter of time before the fast food mascots of the world were reverse engineered by robot overlords and turned against the very people whom they had once tried to entice with Cheesy Bacon wraps or whatever.

As long as we’re on the subject of fast food: let’s, as a society, get past the idea that our home videos of dressing up as King Burger and subsequently walking into a Burger King are somehow hilarious. He’s their mascot; where else would he go? When somebody walks into a garden supply store with some Miracle Gro, you don’t see people posting endless videos of the “hijinks.”

Maybe there’s a killer Dane Cook routine about watering plants?

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