The greatest Mr. T Haiku ever written

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I knew today was gonna be my day. Upon visiting Amazon Mechanical Turk for a laugh and maybe a little money, I happened upon someone who was willing to pay people to do the following:

Write a mr. t haiku

While I have to question if it’s wise to let unqualified people write haikus about Mr. T, I knew that if anyone was qualified for such a task, I’d be among the top 800,000. So I took a stab at it. Here, then, is the greatest Mr. T haiku ever written:

T walks into room

Suckas and fools are pitied

Jibba jabba stops

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