The news is freaking me out

In Blog, Strange Week by Brady Carlson0 Comments

Is the news just turning into one of those bizarre headline contests between Stephen Colbert and Stone Phillips?

Exhibit A: “Fire Battalion Chief Cliff Steedley told The Island Packet of Hilton Head Island the frightened goat plunged as much as 50 feet into Broad Creek.”

Exhibit B: “Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.”

Exhibit C: “When the Cabinet told Juliana such a pardon was impossible in the modern era, she had difficulty accepting it, and asked whether all prisoners could at least be served cake instead..”



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