• My city’s Sewerage District is brewing beer with treated waste water. “Initially, members of the treatment facility admit they were wary of tasting the beer.” Well, yeah. [WXOW]
  • “British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish.” Do parrots even have study abroad programs? [Telegraph]
  • The Washington Post-mort on the American Health Care Act notes that the president “invited members to the White House for bowling sessions.” If I somehow ended up president, I’d spend my whole term down there at the White House bowling alley. [Washington Post]