The opening sentence of this article shows just what we're up against here, people.
Let's allay some fears over Bum Bot, who patrols outside a bar in Atlanta. For one thing, the name refers to the drunken louts it targets - Bum Bot is not after your hinder.
BTK is one of the more memorable cases in serial killerdom, given that his murders went unsolved for so long and that he taunted police and the public for years with his messages. But the most interesting part of the whole story is that the man who cracked the case is John Shaft.
Is the news just turning into one of those bizarre headline contests between Stephen Colbert and Stone Phillips?
Another submission for Quote Hell.
I'm glad I got to see you one last time, my little friend, and I'll miss you til we meet again...