23 02, 2010

My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 13 – The Beast From the Belly of a Boeing

By |2013-08-15T07:56:10-04:00February 23rd, 2010|Categories: My Year With the A-Team|Tags: , , , , , , |

"We're just in time to watch a group of renegade porn actors, plus a poor man's Marvin Gaye, hijack an airplane."

15 02, 2010

Rocky Cam

By |2019-02-22T17:12:55-05:00February 15th, 2010|Categories: Blog|Tags: , |

Rocky is at the animal hospital getting his thyroid fixed, and he has to stay there for a few days while the radioactive stuff leaves his system. We can watch him by webcam, though.

6 02, 2010

Stay sucka free and keep the wikis off your jock

By |2010-02-06T10:32:36-05:00February 6th, 2010|Categories: No Duh Wikipedia|Tags: , , |

I went through a phase where anytime someone called me up to hang out, I'd quote Coolio and say "How we gonna get there? We ain't got no car, fool!" But that ended after both of my friends stopped calling me and hired goons to physically drag me to the billiard halls and rock clubs that made up our social lives.

6 02, 2010

My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 11 – One More Time

By |2010-02-06T09:08:13-05:00February 6th, 2010|Categories: My Year With the A-Team|Tags: , , , , , , |

The A-Team is sent to help Wilford Brimley remember the number to order diabetes supplies over the phone, but not before Brimley's nemesis, a murderous pirate played by Andy Griffith, skewers Hannibal's plans for a homemade “leprosy bomb.” Surrounded on all sides without any weapons but talcum powder and large posters of Jimmy Carter gargling, Hannibal realizes the only way to finish the mission and escape certain doom is to rob the Bank of Hanoi – the very act that put them on the run in the first place! (Why am I not a TV writer?)

3 02, 2010

My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 10 – West Coast Turnaround

By |2010-02-03T08:23:38-05:00February 3rd, 2010|Categories: My Year With the A-Team|Tags: , , , , , , , |

Urban renewal has never been wackier! In this unusually slapstick episode, B.A. and the A-Team help yet another group of underprivileged kids fix up their youth center before the town can condemn it to make way for a rapidly-expanding clown college. This light, almost flimsy plot is merely setup for a twenty-minute pie fight. Special guest: the ghost of Curly Howard.