My Year With The A-Team: Season 2, Episode 4 – Bad Time on the Border

The team interrogates a sweatshop guy
Remember how “Seinfeld” used to do those episodes where the characters would be stuck somewhere, like a restaurant or a parking garage? That’s the deal here, as the team wraps up their boat trip from Ecuador and sits at a border crossing in Texas. Hannibal dresses as “Roger Castro,” one of Fidel’s brothers who’s seeking asylum; Face and Murdock accidentally marry the Doublemint Twins while trying to buy sno-cones, and B.A. uses his always-present welding gear to turn a border fence into armor-plating. They do indeed bust through the border, but their pants stay in Mexico, making for an awkward ride home.
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Smooth Criminals

“You drove through the wall of a nursing home, stole a patient’s wheelchair, drove the suspect down a hallway in the stolen wheelchair and launched him out a sixth story window, all without reading the suspect his Miranda rights! What have you got to say for yourself, Callahan?”
“I’m smooth, Chief.”
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My Year With The A-Team: Season 2, Episode 1 – Diamonds ‘N’ Dust

The A-Team is hired by the mom-and-pop diamond industry, which is being run out of business by the new cubic zirconia manufacturers and their thuggish CEO. Hannibal’s bizarre plan involves starting up a new radio station to play all your favorite hits and dusties (hence the “dust” in the title); weirdly, it’s so successful that Hannibal buys out not only the cubic zirconia people but the Moo ‘n’ Oink grocery chain and the Pump ‘n’ Loaf gas station franchise, AND he convinces Peaches and a reluctant Herb to do away with “and” and rename their duo Peaches ‘n’ Herb!
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