Hannibal is roasting to death in the hot American Southwest and B.A.'s checking in with the babysitter?!?
Welcome to the factory of the damned - "Modern Times" as directed by Sam Peckinpah and filmed by your cable access station.
My dreams of seeing a chicken rescue Markie Post remain unrealized.
My god, he's the David Hasselhoff of Sweden!
If condoms came to life, do you think they'd be proud of their work preventing diseases and so forth? Or would they suffer from burnout and trauma, given what they have to see and do?
It's time for welding and drilling and why they didn't just hire B.A. to succeed Bob Vila on 'This Old House' I'll never know.
There's sort of an unofficial list of places where furry kitty cuteness don't exactly work. I mean, when was the last time you heard a quote like "Despite the dark history and the cold Bruno is happy at Auschwitz"? Egad.
"You drove through the wall of a nursing home, stole a patient's wheelchair, drove the suspect down a hallway in the stolen wheelchair and launched him out a sixth story window, all without reading the suspect his Miranda rights! What have you got to say for yourself, Callahan?" "I'm smooth, Chief."
A long montage of a truck repair, stock footage of elephants... the word 'padded' does leap to mind.
This is the kind of funeral anyone would be proud to have, as long as they didn't mind that it was held in a bathroom and the participants repeatedly forgot the name of the deceased.