The next step? An international governing body for competitive pizza. A FIFZA for pizza. Then onto calzones.
"Wisconsin is mostly in ruins, and most of its territory is controlled by raisin warlords (although I'm pretty sure a pear runs Green Bay)."
On this Thanksgiving Day, I am most thankful for Jimmy Page and his glowing red eyes.
I'd like to see T as an investigative reporter, checking into scams and fraud. "Your collection agency is hassling decent people, fool! You better stop your lying!"
"The chance to avail oneself of 'big big savings' was enough to cause the pre-Big Bang reality to come unglued in a big way."
Hats off to the person who decided to take those broken bats - it's like 84 per game these days - and put them to new use. Sort of like how Roy Hobbs used the remnants of Wonderboy to beat street punks in "The Natural 2: Electric Boogaloo."
We provide the image, you provide the two word caption.
Harvey's still got a pretty serious beard going, but obviously he's more than a little upset that someone forced him to eat his beard under duress.
"The other way to succeed is to have a safe fall on your head. But that only works if you're one of the Three Stooges."
The A-Team is going to smuggle Rick James INTO jail. That's a new one.