I’ve just figured out something amazing. I’ll walk you through it.

First, watch this robot playing a theremin:

Very sweet and melodic, isn’t it? Now, watch this cat playing a theremin:

Not much melody to it, but it’s noisy and a little avant-garde, so it’s still very creative.

Now listen to Jimmy Page playing the theremin, and watch the noise and the melody come together:

And there’s the proof: Cats + Robots + Theremin = Jimmy Page. Now you know why Jimmy can play guitar faster than just about any person – and why his eyes glow like that!