Got big plans for the new year? Whatever they are, theyre not as big as this guy’s plans:

some guy promises to use the power of the Almighty to smite Chipotle

Nathan’s answer reminds me of my favorite Greek fable, in which Zeus gets into a feud with the god of burritos, Fourthmealus, and sends all the other gods and goddesses to the Mount Olympus drive-thru window right before closing time, and they all want extra sour cream and have coupons and things like that.

Then Zeus impregnates a woman in the guise of a packet of Fire sauce. That part of the story is slightly off the point, but I mention it because I think it’s a key scene in the upcoming Clash of the Titans sequel.

via Uberhumor