Mini pies!

Screw colony collapse disorder, the real reason bees are falling out of the sky is because humans are launching miniature pies at them:

To the bee-hating mini-pie bakers of our species, I say: leave the bees alone, fools! Also, avoid attacking the ants, as we’re busy trying to find out if they can be trained to sort tiny screws in space.

via Gawker TV