OMG
If you can't spell out internet acronyms when you're making pretzels, are you even really making pretzels?
Pie Day 2015
Tomorrow is Pie Day, and my entry is ready!
Americookie
I am searching for the right metaphor for AMERICOOKIE. Any suggestions?
Peppermint brownie cookies
Attention coworkers! I am bringing these cookies for you tomorrow.
What’s inside the box?
Once again we ran the "Owen's too sick for day care" playbook. Then Owen did something that wasn't in the playbook: he diagnosed himself.
Let’s just be healthy and/or not set off the smoke alarm
I'm glad to see this ongoing series of sicknesses get cancelled, or at least sent back to preproduction for the time being.
Congratulations to the Super Bowl Champion, Mama
I asked Owen this morning if he knew who won the Super Bowl and he nodded. "Who was it?" I asked. "Mama," he said, proudly.
Always remember the crust
In the Pie Day bakeoff, my only chance to overcome a complete lack of technique was stark pandering.
Bachelor living
Owen and I had the least interesting week in the history of bachelors - so we made up for it by watching Black Sabbath videos on YouTube.
Introducing Chef Owen
Toddler Owen is a talented and versatile fellow, so much so that he's started taking on some household tasks.