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If you can't spell out internet acronyms when you're making pretzels, are you even really making pretzels?
If you can't spell out internet acronyms when you're making pretzels, are you even really making pretzels?
Tomorrow is Pie Day, and my entry is ready!
I am searching for the right metaphor for AMERICOOKIE. Any suggestions?
Attention coworkers! I am bringing these cookies for you tomorrow.
Once again we ran the "Owen's too sick for day care" playbook. Then Owen did something that wasn't in the playbook: he diagnosed himself.
I'm glad to see this ongoing series of sicknesses get cancelled, or at least sent back to preproduction for the time being.
I asked Owen this morning if he knew who won the Super Bowl and he nodded. "Who was it?" I asked. "Mama," he said, proudly.
In the Pie Day bakeoff, my only chance to overcome a complete lack of technique was stark pandering.
Owen and I had the least interesting week in the history of bachelors - so we made up for it by watching Black Sabbath videos on YouTube.
Toddler Owen is a talented and versatile fellow, so much so that he's started taking on some household tasks.