Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
22
06, 2020
“Elvis”
He's alive and on the local news!
9
06, 2020
Made The Bottle Cap Mural
If you were wondering who made the bottle cap mural, well, mystery solved.
1
06, 2020
Found Nearly $1 Million On Afternoon Drive
Didn't the Three Stooges also find nearly $1 million on an afternoon drive? No, wait, a safe fell on Curly's head.
23
05, 2020
Saw Monkey
As claims to fame go, “saw monkey” isn’t a bad one.
19
05, 2020
Woman Wears Sterilized Hippo Costume To Hug Her Mom At Retirement Home
Where do you even get a costume of a sterilized hippo?
5
05, 2020
Florida Lawyer & Resident
Is describing a guy dressed as the Grim Reaper as “Florida Lawyer & Resident” maybe burying the lede?
28
04, 2020
Dancing Dinosaur Delivers Root Beer
Apparently we're in the "dancing dinosaur delivers root beer" stage of quarantine.
20
04, 2020
Former Chicago Resident
Not technically local news, but calling a president a “former Chicago resident” is a once in a lifetime chyron.
15
04, 2020
Wanted To Help
Go for it, Alana
13
04, 2020
Made Sign For More Beer
The 93 year old with the “I Need More Beer” sign is the hero we need.