Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Found Iguana In His Toilet
This again?
Discovered Creature
Shouldn't she be warning the Scooby gang to avoid the haunted amusement park right about now?
After School Satan Club Campaign Director
Now over to our education desk.
Radio Host Who Asked For Help
Whoever wants to help, the lines are open.
Prepared For Storm
What about interviewing somebody who's unprepared for the storm? Gotta hear both sides.
Mini Horse In Car At Drive-Thru
They were like "do you want to go into McDonald's to buy the ice cream?" and the horse said "Neigh"
Wrote Message In A Bottle
Sending out an SOS...
Brother Purchased Item
Bros helping bros.
Surprising His Daughter/Surprised By Her Dad
Well this went full circle, didn't it?
Fight Between The Grinch And Reindeer Leads To Arrest
Meanwhile in Whoville...