Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Hulk Hogan Fan
Um, the technical term is "Hulkamaniac," or, for a youngster, a "little Hulkster"
Abraham Lincoln, Washington Resident
No top hat?
Santa Claus, North Pole, Alaska
In Alaska, Santa Claus is a person of local news.
Undecided New Hampshire Voter
Happy Election Day!
Booked 191 Rooms For Taylor Swift Concert
I have this dream where I book 191 rooms for a concert
Crashed School Bus
I'd still ride with Alannah. Maybe after she gets a driver's license though.
Received Personalized License Plate
She got the Debra plate back!
Former Chimp Complex Neighbor
They aren't monkeying around with this caption.
The Apparently Kid
Noah is back at the Wayne County Fair! And apparently he HAS been on live television before.
Wants License Plate With Her Name
I think I found a couple!