Sorry, Simpsons fans: the world’s greatest burper is neither “The Critic” Jay Sherman nor Eudora Welty, but an Italian guy in a wrestling mask who calls himself Rutt Mysterio. Plus: for Father’s Day weekend, the story of the only time in big league history when father and son hit back-to-back home runs.

Longest burp (Guinness World Records)

This undisputed burping master will blow your mind away (YouTube)

Sept. 14, 1990: When the Griffeys made history with back-to-back homers (The Sporting News)

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