“He was with the cows”

If you’re rounding up the best news stories of 2017, don’t overlook the tale of the lady who gave birth at a meat market:

Sepulveda was still in awe Wednesday morning, as she looked after her twin daughters.

“You remember the story of Jesus. He didn’t have a place to be born at. He was with the cows,” she says.

But this case, it was beef.