The Amazon Prime Photos system has a people-tagging function. It offers you a set of photos it thinks are all of the same person and you name that person and then your photos are organized.

Except that, like any algorithm, it’s not perfect. So today I had to tell the system that I am not a number of things, including a bowling score, the wall of a high school. a plush sheep and Emmylou Harris.

Or a cinnamon roll.

A photo of a cinnamon roll that Amazon Prime Photos tagged as me.

Honestly, is it that difficult to tell the difference between me and a cinnamon roll? Don’t answer that.