Oh man, am I bummed to hear the news about the master of the Atlantic City Avalanche, King Kong Bundy. When I was a young pro wrestling fan, King Kong Bundy shocked my friends and me by “hospitalizing” Hulk Hogan at a show in Chicago.
They said on TV that the Hulkster had to be taken to a hospital that was just a mile from my house, because of the dastardly Bundy! The man Gorilla Monsoon famously called the “condominium with legs” will be missed.
Some of the obits say that Bundy was a big cat lover, which is great. But that does not make me feel any better about this story about a company that makes a mask of your cat’s head that can fit on your head. Please, people, do not turn my cat’s face into a wearable mask.
