Let’s be honest here and say the Stamford Police Department almost certainly had some fun with the case of one David Davis. First, some background:

The 21-year-old from Stamford was getting his hair cut when he is said to have been approached by another man and got into an argument.

During the fight it’s been reported that he picked up a pair of scissors and slashed the man across the back. Prompting cops to be called.

Serious stuff, right? So why do I say police may have had some fun with this case? Cause if they were entirely serious about it, they would have cropped the mugshot.

Half-finished haircut for guy in mug shot

If I had to be defined by three words, I don’t know what they’d be, other than hopefully not “arrested during haircut.” That said, if I had to be defined by just two words, I know exactly what they’d be:

I'm Smooth