World-famous rock star, actor, businessman, TV star, friend of many ladies… by most any measure, Gene Simmons is a success.
But Gene Simmons has a dark secret, and I’m not referring to KISS writing songs with Michael Bolton. We have irrefutable photographic evidence that there is one thing Gene Simmons can’t do. He can’t feed himself.
Part of me is curious who feeds Carrot Top, but most of me fears the answer.
(Happy cooking, Mental Floss)