Frankly, I just don't know that I want to help a world in which people willingly pay 50 cents (in 1983 cents, mind you) to hear a recording of a fictional orangutan.
There is no time. There is mushrooms and pepperoni.
The list of opiates for the masses also included team tennis, wet cardboard, "Honky Cat" by Elton John and the "Elbows of the Bay City Rollers" trading card set.
Flying balloons are colorful and friendly; they're all about fun. Contrast them with underwater balloons, which are scary and keep attacking Patrick McGoohan.
You could create a donkey-shaped fanny pack that says "I saved my ass - let me save yours."
The other way to get rich is to become a nun. They throw money around like it was going out of style.
When the cat comes up the stairs with insulation she's really saying, "Have you considered the energy-saving benefits of blown cellulose, installed with Craftsman tools from Sears?"
"Wisconsin is mostly in ruins, and most of its territory is controlled by raisin warlords (although I'm pretty sure a pear runs Green Bay)."
"The chance to avail oneself of 'big big savings' was enough to cause the pre-Big Bang reality to come unglued in a big way."
"The other way to succeed is to have a safe fall on your head. But that only works if you're one of the Three Stooges."