I guess some missions are so nice you go on them twice. Or maybe the A-Team is on a Mobius strip and the end is the beginning?
Let me repeat that: THE NURSING HOME PEOPLE ARE DOING A PREPARATION MONTAGE.
Stand by for â€œCasino Royaleâ€ knockoff... in five, four, three, two...
The natives start WORSHIPING MURDOCK! This island, Toga, is the best island in the whole world.
Face is dressed as an old Hong Kong guy â€“ though, sadly, he is not voiced by Scatman Crothers.
"Stockwell opening sequences are like A-Team Mad Libs: 'If the A-Team can find (PROPER NAME), then (FOREIGN COUNTRY) can't build the new (WEAPON) for Project (NORSE GOD).'"
"The villain, Tommy Tedesco, runs most of the East Coast 'for the boys.' It's creepy that my first thought upon hearing that was the Bette Midler movie 'For The Boys.'"
"'I'll break you,' warns Ivan Trigorin. I guess he thinks he's Ivan Drago from 'Rocky IV.'"
Stockwell needs to stamp out some kind of paramilitary group in Central America, which is funding its operations through covert shipments of cheap hamburgers. So the team opens up La Casa Gordita, a revolving restaurant in Curuguay, to draw them out. The thugs fall so hard for Murdock's Hobo Skillet breakfast that they're too full to raid the capital anymore. Stockwell is pleased, though he has to come up with $50 million to start a heart health awareness campaign for the much chubbier Curuguayans.
Never in my life did I think I'd hear Ferris Bueller's dad say Joe Namath could be bribed!