Man allegedly walks into club to sell drugs. While dressed as the Hulk. Wha?
Suspect Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was released on bail into the custody of his sometime girlfriend, TSS-tss-tss-TSS-tss-tss-wah-wah-WAH
The "blame a random zombie bear" plan will not set world records for workability.
Nick Nolte, you've got the night off. Who's smooth?
Clearing the decks of some smooth criminal news.
Thief leaves resume in a stolen car? Maybe it was Larry Sellers from "The Big Lebowski."
"You drove through the wall of a nursing home, stole a patient's wheelchair, drove the suspect down a hallway in the stolen wheelchair and launched him out a sixth story window, all without reading the suspect his Miranda rights! What have you got to say for yourself, Callahan?" "I'm smooth, Chief."
There's a lot I don't get about crime but I definitely don't get this crime.