To celebrate my oldest kid's birthday, we're taking a look at the many great eight year olds out there, making things a little more awesome.
If I could hire Keith Morrison to be the Fraulein Maria of my household, I'd do it. Then he could tell me tales of the Murder at Onion Soup Junction as we turn our draperies into suits for forensic lab techs. But until then, we'll just recap crime-related stories on Easter.
This kid is totally my new guru.