Note the bag of Cheetos placed in front of the reporter's microphone.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
And he's... smiling about it?
As one does.
Is it time to try turning the news off and turning it back on?
Channel 5 News: We see the future
WE ARE ALL CARTER TROZZOLO
The chyron is wild on its own but you really need to see the whole video
Life's a game and she's...
"A kid said to me on a skateboard, he said, 'wow you love pink, right?' I said, 'yeah, I love it so much,' and he goes, 'you love it so much, why don't you marry it?'"