It's the 200th birthday of Walt Whitman, the poet best known for his landmark work Leaves of Grass... and the guy who anonymously wrote glowing reviews of his own writing in the newspapers.
T walks into room/Suckas and fools are pitied/Jibba jabba stops
Those nefarious bandwidth thieves know that it will take more than a simple promise of "p*a*r*i*s" to get our attention. Thus, they send us what appears to be completely incomprehensible poetry. We've included a few of our favorite poems below.