Everybody needs a hobby.
Happy ending! I get to reuse the picture of a Pokemon dressed as a priest I made three years ago.
I like the idea of Jedi Church private schools popping up in our neighborhoods. If I had kids I'd send them there, and so would you. And our younglings would grow to listen to the midichlorians in their cells (stupid as it sounds) and live out fulfilling lives until they get blown up on Alderaan, betrayed by Clone Troopers or filleted by Darth Hayden Christensen.