There was this one time where I tried to tell an old joke about dinner plates ending up in the first chair of the Philharmonic, and then I had to do like 48 tweets to explain the joke, which I didn't quite get myself, and also I think I was telling it wrong.
Seen today on Twitter: If @BradyCarlson doesn't stop in Canton, [...]
Last April we posted the 25 greatest tweets out of my first 500. Well, we got another 500 in the can and so it's time to pull out those lovable flashes of wit and inspiration that will probably not ever end up on a calendar at somebody's cubicle but probably should.
I present to you 25 of my finest Twitter moments. Remember, this isn't just gibberish, it's the historical record.