One of the truly kult klassics of kontemporary kinema, "Killer Klowns" is a b-movie you laugh with, not at. Well, except for the Kotton Kandy pods, the dialogue or John Allen Nelson.
Those nefarious bandwidth thieves know that it will take more than a simple promise of "p*a*r*i*s" to get our attention. Thus, they send us what appears to be completely incomprehensible poetry.