Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Listed As Deceased
For someone listed as deceased, she looks pretty lively.
Saved by Priests on a Tiki
That must’ve been one heck of a rescue.
Built Roller Coaster For Grandfather
The roller coaster grandpa story is too adorable.
Auditioning to Become a Mermaid
In our own ways, we're all auditioning to become mermaids.
Man survives lightning strike wearing Crocs & underwear
Pretty sure "The Worst Case Survival Handbook" advises people to wear Crocs and underwear during storms.
Dennis Quaid Adopts Dennis Quaid The Cat
Dennis Quaid, meet your cat named Dennis Quaid.
Received Driver’s License With Wrong Photo
Seeing as how she got a driver’s license with an empty chair on it, yeah, it’s probably the wrong photo.
“Elvis”
He's alive and on the local news!
Made The Bottle Cap Mural
If you were wondering who made the bottle cap mural, well, mystery solved.
Found Nearly $1 Million On Afternoon Drive
Didn't the Three Stooges also find nearly $1 million on an afternoon drive? No, wait, a safe fell on Curly's head.