Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Pre-Thanksgiving Pizza
News I can use.
Potato Owner
Lots of news stories about this world record spud. I guess you could say it's a hot potato.
Giving Out Hugs
What do you mean you don't want a hug from a guy in a Michael Myers mask?
Had Flat Tire
She had a flat tire... until Luke Bryan stopped to help!
Upset About Fish Fry
"But the sign said all you can eat!" - Homer Simpson
Moving To Texas
Everybody take note.
Trapped Alligator
You knew the guy who trapped the alligator in the garbage can was going to end up on our site.
Rolling Stones Super Fan
It's only rock and roll, but he likes it.
Caught Falling Cat With American Flag
In America we can do anything. Even catch a falling cat with our flag.
Metal Detector
Walk past this guy at the airport and your rings will make him start beeping.