Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Received Driver’s License With Wrong Photo
Seeing as how she got a driver’s license with an empty chair on it, yeah, it’s probably the wrong photo.
“Elvis”
He's alive and on the local news!
Made The Bottle Cap Mural
If you were wondering who made the bottle cap mural, well, mystery solved.
Found Nearly $1 Million On Afternoon Drive
Didn't the Three Stooges also find nearly $1 million on an afternoon drive? No, wait, a safe fell on Curly's head.
Saw Monkey
As claims to fame go, “saw monkey” isn’t a bad one.
Woman Wears Sterilized Hippo Costume To Hug Her Mom At Retirement Home
Where do you even get a costume of a sterilized hippo?
Florida Lawyer & Resident
Is describing a guy dressed as the Grim Reaper as “Florida Lawyer & Resident” maybe burying the lede?
Dancing Dinosaur Delivers Root Beer
Apparently we're in the "dancing dinosaur delivers root beer" stage of quarantine.
Former Chicago Resident
Not technically local news, but calling a president a “former Chicago resident” is a once in a lifetime chyron.
Wanted To Help
Go for it, Alana