Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Couple Marries At Local Dunkin Donuts
Going to the Dunkin and we’re Gonna get maaaaarried
SPAMbassador
A SPAMbassador can explain why a person can't have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage without the Spam.
Wedding Ring Found In Septic Truck Reunited With Owner
They washed the ring first, though.
Made Bernie’s Mittens
The mittens heard round the world. Or at least the world of Bernie Sanders memes.
Man Uses Flamethrower To Melt Snow
Tired: snow shovels Wired: snow throwers Inspired: flamethrowers
Birthday Announcement Ended Up In Obits
He's very much still alive and taking this news better than most of us would. [KUTV]
Has Eaten At Chick-Fil-A For More Than 130 Days In A Row
They said “eat more chicken.” He said, “okay.”
Holiday Porta Potty in Peckville
This year’s is the most festive porta potty yet!
Tony’s Sasquatch Hunters Club Evening Meeting Cancelled
Winter storms make everything harder.
Took Video of Drunk Squirrel
I mean, if I saw a drunk squirrel this is what I’d do.