Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Mr. Thanksgiving
Do you have to leave out gravy and cranberry sauce for Mr. Thanksgiving the night before?
Ceiling Fan Collector
That's a lot of ceiling fans!
Now Hiring Non-Stupid People
Turning now to the economy...
Bought Tickets For Friday
So don't look for her at the show on Thursday or Saturday.
Monkey Makes 911 Call
The man with the yellow hat has some explaining to do.
USA Mullet Championship Contestant
we are in the midst of an 8 year old mullet prodigy.
She Checked Yes
When someone proposes to you at a George Strait concert, you have to check yes or no, right?
Found Iguana In Toilet
Next time someone tells me an iguana is missing, I know where they should look.
Built Eel Sanctuary In Basement
A basement eel sanctuary isn't gonna build itself!
Opossum Bounced From Brooklyn Bar
The opossum wasn't on the list.