Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
She Checked Yes
When someone proposes to you at a George Strait concert, you have to check yes or no, right?
Found Iguana In Toilet
Next time someone tells me an iguana is missing, I know where they should look.
Built Eel Sanctuary In Basement
A basement eel sanctuary isn't gonna build itself!
Opossum Bounced From Brooklyn Bar
The opossum wasn't on the list.
Big Egg Historian
Even egg history has its subspecialties.
Jumped Into Spider Monkey Enclosure
Note the bag of Cheetos placed in front of the reporter's microphone.
TV’s Batman
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
Dentist Tool Lodged In Lung
And he's... smiling about it?
Protesting His Dentist Through Rock & Roll
As one does.
Fight For “FART” Plate
Is it time to try turning the news off and turning it back on?