Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.
Monkey Makes 911 Call
The man with the yellow hat has some explaining to do.
USA Mullet Championship Contestant
we are in the midst of an 8 year old mullet prodigy.
She Checked Yes
When someone proposes to you at a George Strait concert, you have to check yes or no, right?
Found Iguana In Toilet
Next time someone tells me an iguana is missing, I know where they should look.
Built Eel Sanctuary In Basement
A basement eel sanctuary isn't gonna build itself!
Opossum Bounced From Brooklyn Bar
The opossum wasn't on the list.
Big Egg Historian
Even egg history has its subspecialties.
Jumped Into Spider Monkey Enclosure
Note the bag of Cheetos placed in front of the reporter's microphone.
TV’s Batman
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
Dentist Tool Lodged In Lung
And he's... smiling about it?