It’s Christmas Eve. But it’s also 2021, so what’s real and what isn’t? What are months, days and years? What is a calendar? Who can say what time even is? Do presents exist and not exist until they’re opened? Can we be certain of any of this?

To celebrate in this confusing, discombobulating moment, or whatever it is we’re in, or on, or near, here’s Devo, with a message that you can apply as necessary: merry something to you!