Death Promise is a top notch example of a low-budget action flick, where you can barely see or hear any of the actors but the boom mic is easy to find.
To prepare for the mission, Cabot trains in the completely made-up martial art of Gymkata, combining gymnastics and hokey punching and kicking. Mostly this means Kurt Thomas shows us how athletic he is, which is cool until director Clouse gives us a long shot of Thomas's bottom.
Mason's just one more in a long line of homeless folk these VIP's have hunted over the years. How do we know this? Because they've preserved their heads in a special trophy room in the lodge!
The movie starts with a closeup of a big puddle of white bubbling goo. Along comes a scary hillbilly, whose first response to seeing a big puddle of white bubbling goo in the ground... is to eat it. "This stuff is GOOD!" he says, and with that, a new dessert fad sweeps the nation!
Trish gets into bed with Mitch, even though she'd told him ten minutes before that she wasn't stupid enough to fall for his smooth talk. Then Morty comes out of the closet and starts watching them! When they catch on, Morty throws Mitch out the window, and we see that Mitch's pants are somehow still on!
