A group of researchers has been looking at the science behind digital pettiness - that’s like if you go out to eat with somebody and then use Paypal or Venmo to send them the exact amount of money to cover your order, down to the penny.
The surest sign of spring is neither the calendar nor the weather. It’s the reappearance of Peeps, which are the stuff of candy and cultural legend now.
I'm going to create the First Annual Meat Loaf Award for the recording artist who best exemplifies the values and spirit of Meat Loaf. And then I'll give it to Bette Midler, who I think is actually Meat Loaf in disguise.