BlogCarlson Kids You may find yourself at the store By Brady Carlson May 26, 2019 Share This Post FacebookTwitterPinterestWhatsApp The four year old is making up new lyrics to Talking Heads’ “Once In A Lifetime.” “You may ask yourself, where is you right now? At Target!” “You may ask yourself, what’s going on? “You may ask yourself, what do I need to buy? “Same as it ever was!” Related Related: When A Store Held A Drawing For A Baby Did A Department Store Really Keep A Guy On Staff To Be “Fired” In Front Of Angry Customers? Claymation Crime Spree: Gumby Bandit Actually Loses Money While Trying to Rob a Store Man Steals Large Snake From Rockwood Pet Store By Stuffing It Down His Pants Look what I made TagsTalking HeadsWyatt The latest Shock Rocker Alice Cooper Was Good Friends With Comedy Legend Groucho Marx They were two celebs from two different generations, but actually had a lot in common. Fred The Cat Went Undercover To Catch A Fake Veterinarian In Brooklyn He made headlines all over the world for the first ever cat-based sting operation. Rosa Slade Gragg Outsmarted Detroit’s Racial Housing Rules, With A Workaround On A Corner Lot A Black leader in Detroit found a way around housing rules that tried to keep her from using her own property. At Least One Beatle Hoped That The Band Would Get Arrested For Its Rooftop Concert The Beatles needed a big ending to their documentary, and some of them thought a big arrest might be it. Some Kansans Wanted To Turn Their Part Of The State Into West Kansas In the 1990s, a dispute over school funding led to a plan to turn part of the state into a new state. A Football Team Selected John Wayne In The 1971 NFL Draft Back then, the drafts were strictly business, except for the moment when an NFL franchise appeared to draft one of the biggest names in Hollywood. - Advertisement - Brady CarlsonBrady Carlson is a writer and radio host from Madison, Wisconsin. more