Your entire life, boiled down to a TV news chyron.

  • Jimmy MacDonald: Saved by Priests on a Tiki

Priests on a floating tiki bar?

That must’ve been one heck of a rescue.

[WNYT]
  • Elliot Ryan: Made Roller Coaster For Grandfather
  • Ashleigh Gordon: Auditioning to Become a Mermaid